VH1 Rock of Love 2 Premiere – Brett Michaels at His Best

rock of love 2 premiereDid anyone else watch VH1’s Rock of Love 2 season premiere tonight?  Bret Michaels is such an inspiration to us all, but not as much as the Rock of Love girls themselves.  Yikes.  No offence to any exotic dancers in the GarageSpin audience, but the sheer volume of strippers Mr. Brett Michaels smooched within the course of an hour made me worry for his health.

After watching Rock of Love 1, many wondered ‘Is Bret Michael married?’ and ‘Who is Bret Michaels dating now?’.  Silly people — Jes, Brandi, and Kris are gone.  He may be a wrinkly rockstar now, but he’s OUR wrinkly rockstar from Poison, and is way too cool to commit.  One episode, and we’ve already seen drunken, half nude girls. We can now all add "get-old-and-get-casted-on-a-VH1-reality-show" to our list of reasons for making it in the music industry.

For those of you who want more Brett Michaels and Rock of Love 2 pain, here ya go:

Ok, enough.  …Suddenly, I feel like I need to take a shower asap…
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27 responses to “VH1 Rock of Love 2 Premiere – Brett Michaels at His Best”

  1. Katie Avatar
    Katie

    Also this site is a great site to check since they do recaps and stuff on rock of love 2 and also have details about the contestants. like how kristy joe is a playboy model and Ambre is an actress.

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  2. rock of love chicks Avatar
    rock of love chicks

    ick it looks like it didnt work. lets try it again.

    rock of love site

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  3. garagespin Avatar
    garagespin

    thanks for the tip, katie.

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  4. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    …or as “The Soup” calls it “Rock of Venereal Disease.” I never quite got this show. If you were one of the younger female participants, why would you have your heart set on Bret Michaels?? Granted, there were certainly more participants of the “cougar” variety than anything else last year. I haven’t checked in this season yet…too much “Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant” and “Rob and Big.” Oh, and too many diapers to change =^)

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  5. garagespin Avatar
    garagespin

    Jay – I think the mere possibility of sleeping with a rockstar, or being on national TV, is enough of a draw for 99% of any of the girls that auditioned. I heard through the grapevine that last year’s ROL winner was actually paid to say “It didn’t work out…” so MTV could have another season.

    It’s all business, ratings, publicity, and trash. 🙂

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  6. Melody Avatar
    Melody

    i think you are the most sexiest and hardest rocker i have ever saw…. i have watched season oner and started watching season two and think i AM THE BEST 4 U

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  7. Melody Avatar
    Melody

    i think you are the most sexiest and hardest rocker i have ever saw…. i have watched season oner and started watching season two and think i AM THE BEST 4 U

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  8. Melody Avatar
    Melody

    i think you are the most sexiest and hardest rocker i have ever saw…. i have watched season oner and started watching season two and think i AM THE BEST 4 U

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  9. Melody Avatar
    Melody

    i think you are the most sexiest and hardest rocker i have ever saw…. i have watched season oner and started watching season two and think i AM THE BEST 4 U

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  10. oldblonde Avatar
    oldblonde

    Used to be a Brett Michaels fan, but thought he was too young — 14 years younger — now he’s hitting on girls 20+years younger than him. That’s not cool. That’s disgusting. My Brett Michaels poster has been taken off the wall.

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    Anonymous

    Bret Micheals I am your number one . I think you are a man smart so just get rid of all the girls and even the married one too . Start just dating again until you find the right one .Keep rockin’ you number fan

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  12. joy Avatar
    joy

    bret is hot and love his music , I think he needs to date other women till he founds the right one , thoses women are so fate

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  13. MidnightVixen Avatar
    MidnightVixen

    Boo, Rock of Love two!!
    February 24, 2008
    I am totally disappointed in Rock of love 2 Starring Bret Michaels. Atleast in the first season it looked as though Bret had some kind of sense. This season he is keeping all the wack- jobs and dumpin the ones that actually have personalities. “Krusty” ( Kristy) Jo, will stab him in the head while he sleeps one of these weeks, wait and see. She is a #1 nut job, good luck with that ” I like crazy Chicks” attitude , Bret. Moron. and what about the chick with the Uni-brow? Goodness, can it get any worse.. oh wait, it can! There is blow-up doll wanna be, Daisy. Girl has to have a ” Made in China” stamp tattooed on her ass she is so friggin’ fake. If Ida known What it took to get a guy like Brett, Id have had a labotomy years ago. ( thats sarcasm)-

    I have lost all respect for this man, and I have had a crush on him since I was 16. Atleast I had the good sense to Grow-up, try it sometime , Bret.

    I realize its to raise rating’s, Ill give him that excuse, but haven’t you sold your soul to the Devil, a few times too many.

    Try someone your own age, try Rodeo. She was magnificent! ( NOT sarcasm)

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  14. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  15. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  16. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  17. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  18. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  19. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  20. debbie Avatar
    debbie

    Megan (the stupid blonde )was on another reality show. It was “Beauty and the Geek”. It was season 1. She is there for the wrong reasons.

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  21. nikkie Avatar
    nikkie

    dazy is a hoe she is not over her x

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  22. toots Avatar
    toots

    My comment is that Heather is calling Daisy a ho what the fk does Heather think she is i thought Bret had class but now they act like they r on Jerry Springer show i saw previews of the girls and Heather had the gawl to call Daisy a whor and was beating on poor daisy HEATHER IF THERE WAS A WHOR UR THE WHOR AND JEALOUS OF DAISY I LOVE DAISY AND THAT CRAP THAT BRET PICK WON’T LAST FOR LONG SHE IS BUTT UGLY AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK

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  23. toots Avatar
    toots

    My comment is that Heather is calling Daisy a ho what the fk does Heather think she is i thought Bret had class but now they act like they r on Jerry Springer show i saw previews of the girls and Heather had the gawl to call Daisy a whor and was beating on poor daisy HEATHER IF THERE WAS A WHOR UR THE WHOR AND JEALOUS OF DAISY I LOVE DAISY AND THAT CRAP THAT BRET PICK WON’T LAST FOR LONG SHE IS BUTT UGLY AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK

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  24. toots Avatar
    toots

    My comment is that Heather is calling Daisy a ho what the fk does Heather think she is i thought Bret had class but now they act like they r on Jerry Springer show i saw previews of the girls and Heather had the gawl to call Daisy a whor and was beating on poor daisy HEATHER IF THERE WAS A WHOR UR THE WHOR AND JEALOUS OF DAISY I LOVE DAISY AND THAT CRAP THAT BRET PICK WON’T LAST FOR LONG SHE IS BUTT UGLY AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK

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  25. toots Avatar
    toots

    My comment is that Heather is calling Daisy a ho what the fk does Heather think she is i thought Bret had class but now they act like they r on Jerry Springer show i saw previews of the girls and Heather had the gawl to call Daisy a names and was beating on poor daisy HEATHER IF THERE WAS A HO UR AND JEALOUS OF DAISY I LOVE DAISY AND THAT CRAP THAT BRET PICK WON’T LAST FOR LONG SHE IS BUTT UGLY AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK

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  26. toots Avatar
    toots

    My comment is that Heather is calling Daisy a ho what the fk does Heather think she is i thought Bret had class but now they act like they r on Jerry Springer show i saw previews of the girls and Heather had the gawl to call Daisy a names and was beating on poor daisy HEATHER IF THERE WAS A HO UR AND JEALOUS OF DAISY I LOVE DAISY AND THAT CRAP THAT BRET PICK WON’T LAST FOR LONG SHE IS BUTT UGLY AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK

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  27. toots Avatar
    toots

    My comment is that Heather is calling Daisy a ho what the fk does Heather think she is i thought Bret had class but now they act like they r on Jerry Springer show i saw previews of the girls and Heather had the gawl to call Daisy a names and was beating on poor daisy HEATHER IF THERE WAS A HO UR AND JEALOUS OF DAISY I LOVE DAISY AND THAT CRAP THAT BRET PICK WON’T LAST FOR LONG SHE IS BUTT UGLY AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK

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