Did anyone else watch VH1’s Rock of Love 2 season premiere tonight? Bret Michaels is such an inspiration to us all, but not as much as the Rock of Love girls themselves. Yikes. No offence to any exotic dancers in the GarageSpin audience, but the sheer volume of strippers Mr. Brett Michaels smooched within the course of an hour made me worry for his health.
After watching Rock of Love 1, many wondered ‘Is Bret Michael married?’ and ‘Who is Bret Michaels dating now?’. Silly people — Jes, Brandi, and Kris are gone. He may be a wrinkly rockstar now, but he’s OUR wrinkly rockstar from Poison, and is way too cool to commit. One episode, and we’ve already seen drunken, half nude girls. We can now all add "get-old-and-get-casted-on-a-VH1-reality-show" to our list of reasons for making it in the music industry.
For those of you who want more Brett Michaels and Rock of Love 2 pain, here ya go:
- Bret Michaels/Rock of Love Merch Store – Buy Bret stuff.
- Rock of Love 2 blog – a blog dedicated to VH1 reality shows. Oh, the pain.
- Rock of Love 2 audition video clips – more visuals of the rock of love girls.
- Rock of Love 1 on Wikipedia – A summary of last season, when ‘Jes’ won. Sorta.
- Rock of Love 2 on Wikipedia – This season’s wiki. Yay.
- Rock of Love 2 cast photos – Hottie pics.